im josh from australia im 18 and i should probz do something with my life whoops
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
Oct 20th at 3PM / via: enemaroberts / op: thotette / reblog / 47,426 notes
Anonymous: 345

bewbin:

notbewbin:

bewbin:

That’s how many days there are in a year

No there is 365

Oh yeah I forgot u r a q t

Oct 20th at 1PM / via: zackisontumblr / op: bewbin / reblog / 34,172 notes

here-booker-catch:

dragonswithmatches:

I said no fucking twizzlers, Billy!

give me my twizzlers, fuckboy

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Oct 20th at 4AM / via: i-like-pigeons / op: spookingdragons / reblog / 34,738 notes

last night i was so so drunk and this guy tried to start a fight w/ me and omg i cant stop laughing about it hahahaha

iwne t out tonight and i almost got in a fight and waas like strangled ans i aisnt even made it ws fun

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Oct 18th at 6PM / via: cyberho / op: beverlyhilton / reblog / 5,017 notes

States and territories of Australia 

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Oct 18th at 6PM / via: grikurt / op: mattiadsciglio / reblog / 14,010 notes

How to deal with the Australian Election results

beamwolf:

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Oct 18th at 12AM / via: spookymayonnaisebitch / op: gameofbooze / reblog / 17,081 notes

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Oct 18th at 12AM / via: jocelynillustrated / op: 4gifs / reblog / 447,575 notes
sotouchy:



Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

AWWWWWW

sotouchy:

Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero. 

AWWWWWW

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Oct 17th at 7PM / via: sexaulity / op: funnynhilariousgif / reblog / 287,361 notes

View in High Quality →

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Oct 17th at 2PM / via: annu132 / op: burgerlords / reblog / 91,192 notes

View in High Quality →

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Oct 17th at 9AM / via: annu132 / op: yungterra / reblog / 156,274 notes

bioterrors:

when you walk into the auditorium and your athlete son and his athlete best friend are preparing for a play by painting a wooden tree that is a part of the set

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Oct 17th at 4AM / via: australian-government / op: bauks / reblog / 112,995 notes